So I had heartburn yesterday so I decided I needed a small vanilla milkshake. In Midtown? Whereto? Why, McDonalds of course!
I walk up to the guy,
"One small vanilla milkshake, please."He sort of rolls his eyes around like he's thinking real hard, sucks his teeth, closes his eyes. Literally 4 seconds pass. I'm waiting... waiting... finally he spits it out,
"Uh... yeah... we ain't got no vanilla milkshakes today, uh, they coming out, like, a little chocolaty."I turned around and walked out. Wow. Total Jedi Mind tricks. Ever deal with someone so dumb they just leave you speechless and numb?
*Insult to injury: Snow Patrol was playing on the McDonalds PA. Kill me.
4 comments:
You, at McDonalds ? Ya sure there's no meat in that ? No hoof secretions as a shake thickener ?
As a carnivore I can only say that if you ever turn up at a Mongolian BBQ or Argentinian charcuterie, please let me know so I can bring my camera phone.
U.T.
I went to an Outback once and I thought I heard flashbulbs. When I go to Bobby Van's after work I usually wear a mustache.
is it really necessary to call him dumb...
Oh god, here we go...
He wasn't an individual with special needs. He was just a dude.
RElax.
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