30 April 2008

Darryl Strawberry, Author



With a name like "Strawberry" how could you not have loved this guy?

Darryl Strawberry, whose achievements on the field were often overshadowed by his struggles with cancer, drug abuse and the law, is writing a memoir called "Straw" set to come out in 2009 via HarperCollins.

According to HarperCollins, Strawberry's book "details his life growing up in South Central LA, his rise to baseball superstardom as a Met, Dodger, and Yankee, the high life and low life, his brushes with the law, his triumphant battle over cancer, his religious awakening, and his marriage to the love of his life."

New York Times & Washington Post cultural commentator John Strausbaugh will collaborate with Strawberry on his memoir. Strausbaugh's past books have examined the history of recreational drug use and explored race relations in popular culture.



Strawberry, 46, was an eight-time All-Star who hit 335 home runs in 17 seasons and played on World Series championship teams with both the New York Mets and New York Yankees. But he also had a long history of personal problems, including substance abuse, domestic violence and colon cancer. Strawberry recently agreed to pay the IRS more than $430,000 in back taxes, penalties and interest and in March, the Mets announced they had re-re-re-rehired Strawberry as a traveling ambassador, visiting minor league teams and community organisations.

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Over It.

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Support Your Friends

Caninus Custom Dog Apparel
New line of collars from the first pitbull fronted band Caninus they've got collars, harnesses, leashes and leads - all handmade and built to last by dog lovers, for dog lovers. Check it out.



Vegan Honey Bakery
This new Brooklyn based bake shop uses no animal by-products including dairy, eggs or honey in any of their baked goods. But you'll never tell the difference. And as if not using animal by-products wasn't cool enough, 5% of all Vegan Honey sales go to various animal advocacy, environmental and social justice organisations. They've got vegan Twinkies, vegan Chocodiles!!!!!!!!!!!, vegan black & white cookies, vegan cheese danish, you name it - they bake it. Check it out.


(Above: the all vegan "Fauxstess Twinkey")

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OK, Enough. Can We Just Get Sepultura Back Together And Be Done With It?


Max & Igor Cavalera, Joe Duplantier & Marc Rizzo a.k.a. Cavalera Conspiracy

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Citigroup Cashes Out



Seeking to bolster capital depleted by mounting losses, Citigroup the biggest U.S. bank, raised $4.5 billion in a stock sale, 50% more than it planned after "strong demand'' from investors. Companies normally try to avoid forced stock sales because they dilute the earnings power of current shareholders.



The biggest U.S. bank sold 178.1 million shares at a price of $25.27 each. Shares of the New York-based company fell 2.9% following the news. The sale represents about 3% of Citigroup's shares outstanding as of March 31.

All the world's biggest banks, grappling with more than $300 billion of losses on mortgages, bonds and loans, have sought new capital to stave off credit-rating downgrades that might jeopardise client relationships and access to financing.

Citigroup Increases Stock Offering to $4.5 Billion {Bloomberg}

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Yo, Son, Run Your Catalytic Converter



First it was hubcabs and radios, then it was those obnoxious xenon headlights, more recently it was GPS units. Well now we're all crawling underneath cars and SUV's and robbing their catalytic converters!

A catalytic converter is used to reduce the toxicity of emissions from an internal combustion engine. They were first introduced on cars in the US market for the 1975 model year to comply with tightening EPA regulations on auto exhaust.

Catalytic converters are also used on generator sets, forklifts, mining equipment, trucks, buses, trains, and other engine-equipped machines. A catalytic converter provides an environment for a chemical reaction wherein toxic combustion by-products are converted to less-toxic substances.

The muffler-sized converters don't seem like an obvious target but there are trace amounts of platinum, a wonderful metal that converts pollutants into harmless chemicals, inside the converters. Platinum hit all-time highs on global commodities markets this year and dudes can get anywhere from $50-$1,000 depending on the type of converter at a scrap yard that doesn't ask questions.

From the scrapyards, the converters make their way into the metal-recycling industry, where the platinum and other precious elements, including palladium and rhodium, are removed and used to build high-tech machinery, including more catalytic converters!

Catalytic converters are the latest thing to be stolen in the rising theft of other metal products such as bleachers, kegs and copper wiring. Like the precious metals, the price of more common metals such as copper and aluminum has skyrocketed.



While drug addicts and other petty thieves are hitting cars on an individual basis, organised teams are removing catalytic converters en masse from car dealerships and wrecking yards galore.

A Hyundai dealership in Jersey reported losing 28 converters in one night, worth $1,000 each. An Auto Wreckers shop was hit multiple times, including the theft of 400 in one fell swoop - god, I love that phrase!

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Daniel Gross Does It Again

My man really has a hard time writing a bad article...

The Agony of the Food Snob: Basque cheese at $22 per pound! Olive oil at $43 per liter! What's a gourmand to do? {Slate}

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29 April 2008

Tight and Baggy

From one of those wanna-be BAPE companies called "Soulful Commandoe" ...

Fucking hideous.



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Don't Spend That $600 All In One Place Now, Ya Hear?





















The order in which the IRS sends out the "economic stimulus payment" will be based on Social Security numbers.

If your return was processed by April 15, here's what you can expect.
Direct deposits
If last 2 digits of your SS# are: Your rebate should be sent by:
00-20 May 2
21-75 May 9
76-99 May 16

Paper checks, snail mail
If last 2 digits of your SS# are: Your rebate should be sent by:
00-09 May 16
10-18 May 23
19-25 May 30
26-38 June 6
39-51 June 13
52-63 June 20
64-75 June 27
76-87 July 4
88-99 July 11

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40 Drowning Victims May Have Been Murdered by 'Smiley Face Gang'

In a bizarre story thats seems to be just leaking out today at least 40 young men who drowned may have actually been killed — serial killings at the hands of a bizarre national gang that revels in murdering young men and leaving smiley-face markings at the scene. Almost all of the men are last seen by friends leaving a bar or college party.

They believe the victims, including Fordham University student Patrick McNeill, didn't accidentally drown but were killed by members of the so-called "Smiley Face Gang". Worst. Murderous. Gang. Name. Everrrr.



A weird smiley-face symbol was found painted at some of the drowning locations — in Ohio, Pennsylvania, Indiana, Wisconsin and Iowa.

Patrick McNeill was last seen at a bar on the Upper West Side in 1997. His body was found 50 days later, 11 miles downriver in the waters off Bay Ridge.

The task force of retired detectives that formed to solve the crimes believes a national crime network has killed at least 40 men — mostly white college students and 20-somethings, often with high GPA's and impressive athletic records — in about 10 different states across the country.

The team has investigated 89 separate cases dating back a decade and said it had connected 40 of them through a variety of evidence — including matching sets of gang graffiti. The FBI and local authorities don't agree with the theory that all the drownings are linked and the work of a gang and quite frankly, neither do I.

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28 April 2008

How the fuck am I older than Christina Ricci?
(Part Two)

So I'm perusing The Telegraph online, you know Britain's #1 quality newspaper website, and I came across another interview with Christina Ricci about her new movie, the über-retarded Speed Racer. It was then I realised, yet again, I'm older than Christina Ricci. How the fuck am I older than Christina Ricci?! Does this bitch age? I guess since she was actually only 10-years old when she did The Addams Family it would make sense. But still...


See Also: How the fuck am I older than Christina Ricci? (Part One)

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Confessions of a Vegetarian Banker (reprise)

It's not easy being a vegetarian banker. And just because you'll oft catch me at Smith & Wollensky’s doesn't mean I've given in. It's just that not many deals are made over braised tofu and sesame seitan in this here world, Ma. Mergers and acquisitions are a sanguine affair. Lots of red wine, dark stouts and dry-aged Kobe cuts. These guys are savages and I can't get caught out there. But if I have another iceberg wedge, I swear your dear author is gonna take a hostage.

Yes, that's me in the window of Bobby Van's. Yes, hi, hello. It's me. Oh, do you think these guys would've agreed to a meeting at the macrobiotic buffet on Bleecker? Maybe we could pull the Mercedes up to Crif Dogs on Saint Marks and all pile out for a few veggie dogs with free range sauerkraut? Ain't gonna happen.

Listen Ma, one wrong move with these guys and they'll think I'm a commie or worse yet, a liberal! And around here being a liberal is worse than wearing a wire for The Journal. They'll burn me in effigy for all to see right here in the middle of the day in Pershing Square!

So if you see me hanging around Michael Jordan’s after work, alone and nursing a Jack and Ginger, watching ants race to their 5:05 to Darien, I'm only waiting for the maître d' to check if they've got any T-bones to bring home for my dog.

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McCainosaurus

I like John but he has very short arms. It freaks me out.

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Pandora.com
I’m sure u all knew about it already though
I tend to be circa '99 with my net discoveries
Just wanted to share.

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Vaccine and Autism Link?

Nassau County officials are looking into a potential link between a combination of children vaccines given to young children which may cause autism.

John Gilmore of Autism United says new research has indicated the link.

A federal court ruled in favor of a 9-year-old girl who began exhibiting autism symptoms immediately after receiving immunizations.

Data on the number of children affected has varied in different studies, however most estimates say there are approximately 560,000 children with autism in the U.S. In New York State, there has been a 700% increase since 1992.

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Googleganger

Google Me. The Movie.

A documentary by a guy named Jim Killeen who Googles his name and then travels the world meeting his Googlegangers - other guys named Jim Killeen.

Check out the preview, here.

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Heard Sharpton saying over the weekend that "the fight is not over".

Sean's fiancée, Nicole Paultre, is saying she wants "justice".

Justice is not getting what YOU want. Justice is not trying and trying again until you get the outcome YOU are searching for. That's not how this country works.

Justice is the judgment of persons or causes by judicial process and the maintenance or administration of what is just by law, as by judicial or other proceedings.

Judge Arthur Cooperman made his ruling and therefore justice has been served. That's it. It's over. We're not editing the Constitution for Sean Bell.

There is no "fight".

Related: Sean Bell verdict riots?

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27 April 2008

Another Body Found At Gregory Hotel



Early Friday afternoon, the body of an unidentified Asian female was found at the now notorious hotel with a knife in her chest and a suicide note.

This will make three dead bodies in six months found at the Best Western Gregory Hotel at 8315 Fourth Ave.

This past February, the body of 52-year-old Paul Mento was found at the hotel; Mr. Mento was found with his mouth wrapped in duct tape and his back against the bathroom door, police ruled it a suicide.

In December 2007, 26-year-old David Diaz was found stabbed to death in yet another of the hotel’s rooms. In January, police arrested 20-year-old Pamela Hansen, Diaz's on again off again ex-girlfriend, for the murder.

This is just getting silly now. Silly, I tell ya.

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25 April 2008

But What About The Flying Cars?!



Face scans for air passengers to begin in UK this summer; Officials say automatic screening more accurate than checks by humans...

Airline passengers are to be screened with facial recognition technology rather than checks by passport officers, in an attempt to improve security and ease congestion, the Guardian can reveal.

From summer, unmanned clearance gates will be phased in to scan passengers' faces and match the image to the record on the computer chip in their biometric passports.

Border security officials believe the machines can do a better job than humans of screening passports and preventing identity fraud. The pilot project will be open to UK and EU citizens holding new biometric passports.... Read more from The Guardian

Meanwhile...



The world's first cloned dog will become a father next month in the first breeding of cloned canines!!

Snuppy, the cloned Afghan hound, successfully impregnated two cloned bitches of the same breed through artificial insemination. Ultrasonic tests showed the foetuses were all healthy and they are expected to be born between May 16 and 20.

If the births take place, it will mark the first time that cloned dogs have reproduced successfully.

The world's first cloned dog will become a father next month in the first breeding of cloned canines!!

Snuppy, the cloned Afghan hound, successfully impregnated two cloned bitches of the same breed through artificial insemination. Ultrasonic tests showed the foetuses were all healthy and they are expected to be born between May 16 and 20.

If the births take place, it will mark the first time that cloned dogs have reproduced successfully.

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Fun Fact Friday!

So I have a few gold records for various things I've been a part of. None of my bands shit ever went gold but I've involved in a few projects which have awarded me the plaque to commemorate my help towards achieving the sales benchmark or whateverthefuck.

ANYWAY, I bet most people didn't realize that you've gotta pay for those fucking things. A DVD I worked on went gold not too long ago and now its gone platinum and if I want to have a platinum plaque on my bathroom wall I have to pay $144 plus S&H for it.

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The three cops have been acquitted of all charges in the Sean Bell shooting.

Live feed from outside the courthouse

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24 April 2008

Riskay: This Summer's Eamon

Riskay feat. Aviance & Real "Let Me Smell Yo Dick"






Riskay feat. Aviance & Real - Smell Yo D***
Watch Music Videos at www.blastro.com



Thanks to Ross for the link.

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Amusing.

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Weezer's Publicist Forced To Admit New Album Cover Is Not a Joke

Weezer publicist Jim Merlis says of the newly released cover of the band's upcoming album: "Yes, that's absolutely the cover. It's what they chose. They looked at a bunch of mockups, and that's the one they decided to go with. It's not a joke."

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New James Bond Movie Is Jinxed



It was the second to last day of filming on northern Italy's beautiful Lake Garda and the third spectacular accident in less than a week.

Insiders on the set of Quantum Of Solace are already speaking of a jinx following a series of mishaps in the shooting of the latest escapade of Her Majesty's favourite secret agent, Daniel Craig.

Last weekend British engineer Fraser Dunn, 29, cheated death after he crashed a £134,000 Aston Martin DBS into the water at Lake Garda.

Just a few hours later, a Greek stuntman suffered serious head injuries after the Alfa Romeo 159 he was driving in a chase scene ploughed into a lorry.



The stuntman had to be cut free from the mangled wreckage of the car by firefighters following the accident at Limone dell Garda near Brescia. He was then airlifted to a hospital and as of today remained in critical condition with serious head injuries. Another stunt driver Italian Bruno Verdirosi suffered minor injuries.

One set insider said: "There is talk of a jinx on this movie - three accidents in a week even for an action spectacular like James Bond is too much."

Stupid Halle Berry was hurt in 2002 during the making of Die Another Day as Pierce Brosnan was filmed shooting at a helicopter.

In 1997, during the filming of Tomorrow Never Dies, Pierce Brosnan was hit by fragments of a bullet and scarred.

In 1967 during You Only Live Twice with Sean Connery a stuntman lost both his legs in the rotor blades of a helicopter.

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Desperate Hillary Says She Has Better Lungs Than Obama, Fills Up 100 Balloons To Prove It

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Can someone tell me what Governor Paterson is doing at the Tribeca Film Festival?

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Grand Theft Auto 4's Warped View of New York City

Me no like video games but me like to see how New York City is portrayed in them. Me find that interesting. Me find sneak screenshots on Gawker of the new video game and the neighbourhoods. Me share with you.

In the game NYC is called Liberty City. Brooklyn becomes Broker, Queens is Dukes, the Bronx is Bohan and Manhattan is Algonquin. They dissed Staten Island completely and made New Jersey instead but its called Alderney. Got it?





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The next person I hear talking about "going green" is going to get a size 12 carbon footprint in their face.

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Conor Oberst Solo Album ?


I'm a guitarist and a song writer and above all, a band member. And don't get me wrong I think the works Mike Mogis and Nate Walcott do backing up Conor is no joke - not to mention the litany of other past members, contributors and collaborators. They are an amazing bunch of musicians and so, yeah, I suppose for all intents and purposes Bright Eyes is a band but most people just see it as an alias for Conor Oberst himself. Conor Oberst is Bright Eyes. So the thought of a "Conor Oberst solo record" seems a bit odd. Nevertheless he recorded a solo record this past winter in a makeshift studio in Mexico's Valle Místico area alongside the familiar engineer Andy LeMaster.

This record features a "special band" assembled especially for this Mexican vacation —the aptly titled Mystic Valley Band which is essentially a group of unidentified talented friends. The newfangled group will support Oberst when he unveils the new tunes at that Austin City Limits Festival in September.

The self-titled 12-track record will come out August 4 and will be Conor's first proper solo record since 1995's Soundtrack To My Movie. The great Merge Records is doing this one, not Saddle Creek. I guess all that M.Ward is rubbing off on Conor.

Here is the tentative track listing for the new record:
1. "Cape Cañaveral"
2. "Sausalito"
3. "Get-Well-Cards"
4. "Lenders in the Temple"
5. "Danny Callahan"
6. "I Don’t Want to Die (In The Hospital)"
7. "Eagle on a Pole"
8. "Moab"
9. "NYC – Gone, Gone"
10. "Valle Místico (Ruben's Song)"
11. "Souled Out!!!"
12. "Milk Thistle"

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23 April 2008

Climate change 'may put world at war' {Tele}

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I hate when people steal topical commentary from something they heard or read on their way into work.

This morning I heard a guy say, referring to one of the newspaper deals in the news, "it'll be like The Post with a fancier font" and just by the way he looked around so desperate and hopeful after he'd said it, waiting for that perfectly timed explosive comedic reaction, I knew the joke wasn't his.

It wasn't a bad joke, I may've even smiled at such a joke if I felt it was being told by its author but it was too sophisticated for his friends and it flew over their heads, falling totally flat on the marble lobby floor. None of them said a word, smirked, or even acknowledged that he had just spoken. They just shuffled onto the elevator and stared.

You've been ousted, bitch. Write your own material. Yes, even for elevator talk.

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Opie's fiancée in sex tape with Bam?



During this morning's show Opie denied a story in The Post about the existence of sex tape featuring Opie's fiancée and Bam Margera. Opie vehemently denied the veracity and offered $100,000 to anyone who can produce the "imaginary" tape.

The New York Post says he's "livid". The alleged sexy n' nasty VHS starring his stunning blond fiancée, known only by her first name, "Lindsay", and Bam Margera. A disgruntled ex-employee of the radio duo (ex-producer Ben Sparks) recently acquired rights to the video from Margera and it's soon to be released on a pay-for-play Web site, so says Chaunce Hayden of Steppin' Out Magazine. Chaunce Hayden says Lindsay was living in Philadelphia, when she met Bam and made the tape "to gain some exposure".



Ben was fired by XM following the now infamous "Stern fan incident" when an anonymous Stern fan approached Opie & Anthony during their XM "Walk Over" from K-Rock. I guess Ben spit on the guy and the dude threw Ben up against a wall. It was a fucking mess. There was some back and forth - where the anonymous Stern fan claimed Opie & Anthony steal "a lot shit from Stern" - Anthony responded with "steal a lot of shit? Yeah, like his radio stations!". Ouch. You can hear actual audio from the incident here.

The Post's Page Six says Opie is taking legal action to prevent its distribution. Apparently, he's so distraught, he's banned the name 'Bam' from being mentioned on the show. Not unlike when O&A were allegedly forbidden to say "Howard Stern" on their show years ago.

Chaunce Hayden recently interviewed former O&A producer and NY radio's latest persona non grata Rick Delgado and where he talked a bunch of shit about Opie.

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The Great Famine '08

Driven by media reports about rising global demand and shortages of basic food items in some countries, warehouse clubs that cater to individual shoppers as well as small businesses and restaurant owners looking to buy cheaper bulk-sized goods are feeling the pinch of supply and demand.

Wal-Mart's "Sam's Club" warehouse division says they're limiting sales of Jasmine, Basmati and long grain white rice "due to recent supply and demand trends." Sam's Club is limiting sales of rice to 4 bags per customer per visit, and is working with suppliers to ensure the products remain in stock. Sam's Club said is not limiting sales of flour or cooking oil at this time.

Yesterday, Costco said it has seen increased demand for items like rice and flour as customers, worried about global food shortages and rising prices, stock up. Costco said some of its stores have put limits on sales of items such as rice and flour, but it was trying to modify those restrictions to meet customer demand.

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Holy Panic Scam, Batman!

Subivor —the subway survival kit. Scaremongering 101. Enjoy.

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22 April 2008

Hostages of the Information Age


I am infinitely intrigued by and interested in how the Internet has turned our entire world on its head. Internet dynamics have posed us with situations we never had to deal with before. The impact its had on our generation is unequalled and we've had to adapt like gorillas dropped from an airplane in the middle of Chicago. Whether its text messages, emails, cell phone calls, social networking sites, etc. I don't think we fully appreciate how all these new tools, that have become so common and second nature to our worlds, have really changed so much when it comes to the continuing evolution of modern human interaction/reaction and human emotion. We are students, if not hostages, of the constantly evolving Information Age. To put it scientifically: it's really, REALLY fucking wild.

So when I stumbled upon this article on Gawker about 'Eleven Ways The Internet Can Kill You' I knew it was written tongue firmly planted in cheek however there is truth in jest. Andy W. was right on about the whole "15 Minutes" thing and people are dying in hot pursuit now that the flash-in-the-pan celebrityarenas have become so popular with new avenues popping up everyday. In search of love and fame people are throwing caution to the wind and with fearless innocence they're running into a forest they've never known.

If I were a bit smarter I suppose I could delve a bit deeper into the psychology of it all. People born yesterday will never understand what a life changing experience the Internet has had on our society because they will not know life without it. The impact of the Internet is far greater than any other tool in the history of mass communications; it has had an uncanny impact on society due to its versatility and chameleon ability to be incorporated into so many aspects of our everyday lives. Not since electricity has something gone from little more than an idea on a page to an absolute and omnipresent necessity for our indispensable everyday.

Is this a case of "be careful what you wish for"? I don't really know. It may be more akin to giving The Beti-Pahuin an atom bomb —sans instruction manual— hoping they'll acclimate themselves and figure out how to dismantle it before someone gets hurt.

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A Coupla Brits Argue About Letting Their Dog Sleep Under The Covers...Or Not


Pets: where should you let sleeping dogs lie? {Telegraph}

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"He paced around the elevator like a bug trapped in a box..."

Last week, Nick Paumgarten wrote an article in the New Yorker about elevators and told the eight year old tale of Nicholas White, a Business Week production manager, who was trapped in an elevator in the McGraw-Hill building for 41 hours.

Everyone started talking about it again and after a time-lapsed video of White's nearly 2 days trapped in a cell was posted online, media outlets caught on and began calling it an "Internet sensation" often failing to mention the clip was from 1999.

Anyway, White was interviewed by Good Morning America the other day. Check it out.

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Primetime Power Cameo Watch: Bush on Deal or No Deal Last Night


'twas watching Deal or No Deal last night hosted of course by 'Walk Like A Man' star Howie Mandel and who do I see pop up on a big screen like Big Brother himself? The President. And he was trying to be funny and self-deprecating. It was very weird. A very rare TV cameo on a lowbrow game show under the guise of a dignified cause Bush thanked contestant Joe Kobes for his three tours of duty in Iraq. So then I thought "if a tree falls in a forest..." and lo and behold what do I see?Alessandra Stanley of the Times must have been watching, too! I wasn't alone! But then again, they probably pay her to watch. I was only watching because Howard TV hadn't new posted any episodes yet.

"Howie, I don't know if you're free to come to Washington anytime soon but I have to reach an agreement with Congress on the federal budget. How'd you like to host a $3 trillion dollar 'Deal or No Deal,'" Bush joked, awkwardly.

Fun Fact: The mysophobic Howie Mandel joins a venerable lineage of Deal or No Deal hosts across the world. Deal or No Deal is actually the name of several closely related TV game shows, the first of which was produced by Dutch producer Endemol in 2001. Personally my favourite Deal or No Deal host is Don Francisco in Chile. With Nelson Bustamante a close second, hosting a version of the show in Panama.

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21 April 2008

Save Our Ship



Monserrate and Council Colleagues

Denounce Certification of Willets Point

CITY HALL – Council Member Hiram Monserrate along with 28 of his Colleagues denounce the New York City Economic Development's April 21, 2008 Certification of the Willet Point redevelopment plan.

Below is a letter sent to Deputy Mayor Robert C. Lieber regarding Certification of the plan which has been deeply-flawed and has lacked the opportunity for public consideration and input. The Member of the New York City Council are concerned by the decision to pursue ULURP certification for this project.


Dear Deputy Mayor Lieber,

We are writing to adamantly oppose moving forward with the current redevelopment plan for Willets Point. The plan is deeply-flawed and the opportunity for public consideration has been dangerously absent. We disagree with your decision to pursue ULURP certification for this project on Monday, April 21st, 2008. As elected officials, we urge you to reconsider this plan and to engage in a more accessible and transparent process.

This sweeping plan includes the purchase or use of eminent domain to acquire 61 acres of privately-owned land. This plan would displace more than 250 businesses, which employ 1,711 workers. The plan provides no guarantees that the displaced workers and small businesses will be treated fairly or compensated with meaningful benefits to the surrounding communities such as housing affordable to the average family.

This plan is unacceptable, and we wish to inform you that without significant modifications, we will strongly oppose it, leaving no chance of it moving forward. If the plan does not meet basic standards of public benefit, there can be no justification for this broad use of public authority and funds, and we will not allow the redevelopment to take place.

We have frequently expressed our desire to work with this administration to create a successful redevelopment plan. We are disappointed that our deep reservations have gone repeatedly unaddressed. Businesses that depend on their relationship to each other should be relocated in clusters. Existing workers should be provided with a range of good options for their economic futures, with special programs offered to the most vulnerable among them. Permanently affordable housing should be developed on the majority of the site. A third of the housing should be reserved for households earning $25,000 a year or less, and another third for households in the low-moderate and middle income ranges.

Your decision to push the project forward into ULURP without public discussion indicates to us that you are not serious about ensuring that the project meets the basic standards of public benefit and fairness required for a redevelopment of this magnitude and this level of public investment.

As the plan currently stands, it has no chance of surviving the public review process. We urge you to come to the table and work with us. We need to address the principled concerns that have been expressed by community members and elected officials alike, in time to revise the plan in advance of the first public hearing on the project. It is in everyone’s interest for a successful and sustainable Willets Point. We look forward to working with you to make this a reality.

Sincerely,

Hiram Monserrate


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Bloombergs Boys Encourage NYT Bid

People close to Bloomberg (Freinds of Bloomberg or FOB) are encouraging the diminutive billionaire to buy The Times and save the company from shareholder assaults.

Bloomberg could take the company private and "help protect the brand" with his estimated $11.6 billion personal fortoon.



The Ochs-Sulzberger family has controlled The Times since 1896, a structure it has preserved with a second tier of voting shares, but many holders of its publicly traded shares have accused the company's executives of not managing it properly and have sought more power over its future strategy.

The Ochs-Sulzbergers believe the company's current capital structure is the best way to protect its editorial independence. Unnamed sources galore say some members of the Ochs-Sulzberger family want to find a protector to "keep it hood" as they say.

Shares of the New York Times, publisher of the newspaper of the same name and the Boston Globe, rose as much as 3% on the news.

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The Voice Goes Jetsons!

Press Release from The Voice:


"The Village Voice is evolving just in time for Spring with a sleeker, more modern look and feel. The Voice has undergone several changes throughout its over 50 year history but this marks the first time the paper will be stapled and feature full color on every page"

Think Las Vegas hookers newspaper or one of those Staten Island Real Estate Gazettes. Somehow The Voice thinks this is the future. Go easy on them, they're old hippies now.

"In addition, there will be navigation tabs added down the outside of every page
to mark each section and the newspaper will get more convenient in size."
Navigation tabs? Sounds like a phone book.

"Also, by upgrading to the most modern and high-tech presses available, delivery time will be cut in half allowing papers to be on stands much sooner than ever
before. Look for the newly evolved papers this May. "

Funny I was just saying to Ursula A. how annoying it is to read the WSJ or The Times outdoors or on a subway or a bus. Its basically impossible. I suppose the publishers assume whomever reads the WSJ or The Times are much too rich to travel by public transport and so those papers are not built to be read but unfurled inside the comfort of your marbled mansion. Like "Ha ha ha look at me and my giant wingspan of highbrow news and stock quotes in the back of my chauffeured Mercedes S400."

I will miss burying my curious teenage noise in The Voice to see what bands were coming to town and who was playing this Sunday's matinee. I'd rummage through that thing like a wolf on a marshmallow. By the time I'd come up for air my entire face would be covered in newsprint.

Let's hope the WSJ and The Times soon follow suit for there is simply no way to read those fucking papers cover to cover without getting into a serious wrestling match with what becomes a black and white boa constrictor.

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20 April 2008

I can't see the light. I'm thrown in disgust
They speak of feats... the housed forever
A howling wind changed my course
It blew me out of bounds so sore
All the walls, all the walls that bound me
Descending bleak and put upon

I chew my cheeks to wake up from
The vase grows bigger to my eyes
These eyes that snicker and despise
The wall grows taller up to doom

Shoes in my room, thrown in disgust
At how I fall to my worst
Of course you say you don't understand
Your words, your fiction, your crooked hands

But clearly now, I tell you man
That all I say Is all I can
For I am nothing but my sin
Until I learn to caste them in

While young girls fangs and crystal wrists
Wait patiently for me to twist
I look away to distant rains
To water falls and honey days
And boys in black and blue rinse eyes
Gaze wistfully at my slender thighs

I twist a shade to my right
And spit at Beelzebub on sight
And go on loving all I see
For here I live on patiently
Clearly now, I tell you man
That all I say Is all I can
For I am nothing but my sin
Until I learn to caste them in

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19 April 2008

Bear Stearns built its reputation as a risk taker

Compared with its rivals, Bear Stearns is a relative newcomer to the investment banking firmament.

The company was originally founded with just $500,000 in 1923 by Joseph Bear, Robert Stearns and Harold Mayer as an equities trading house to take advantage of the thriving post-war investment climate.

World War I, with its heavy demand for capital, had seen small retail shareholders encouraged to invest in the stock market and in government bonds and the fledgling company prospered enough to survive the setbacks caused by the crash of 1929 and subsequent Great Depression.

Under chief executives Salim "Cy" Lewis and Alan "Ace" Greenberg, Bear Stearns became known as a risk taker.

In 1975, with New York City close to bankruptcy, the bank invested more than $10m in the city's bonds.

It came close to losing it all but eventually profited handsomely from the investment. The bank also placed itself in the forefront of corporate takeover activity.

The firm was described as a "breeding ground" for corporate takeover attempts, and as masterful at disguising its manoeuvres. In some instances, however, Bear Stearns' aggressiveness earned it an unsavoury reputation, such as when it embarked on proxy battles against its own clients.

After going public in 1985, James Cayne became chief executive in 1992 and adopted a more cautious approach.

However he was unable to avoid the negative attention in 1997, when it came under investigation by the SEC for its role as a clearing broker for a smaller brokerage named AR Baron, which had gone bankrupt in 1996 and defrauded its customers of $75m.

As a result of the scandal, Bear Stearns stock slumped and traded at such a discount to that of its rivals that it became the constant subject of takeover rumours.

But Cayne's caution paid off in the early 2000's when it escaped the worst of the fall out when the dot-com bubble burst.

Yet the bank, one of the last remaining independent firms on Wall Street amid the conglomerates of Citigroup, JP Morgan Chase and Morga