Showing newest 36 of 124 posts from May 2008. Show older posts
Showing newest 36 of 124 posts from May 2008. Show older posts

30 May 2008

Bhubaneswar Still On The Witch-Hunt



An Indian woman accused of witchcraft was beaten, gagged and burnt to death in a remote eastern village.

The woman was dragged out of her home, her hands and legs tied and taken to a crematorium where she was set on fire in front of the village which ignored her screams for help.

The incident took place in a tribal village in Orissa and occurred last week, but came to light on Thursday with the arrest of three villagers.

The victim was murdered by the husband and relatives of a neighbour whose death was blamed on her witchcraft.

Dozens of women are killed every year on suspicion of being witches or witch doctors in India, where superstition is widespread, especially in rural areas that lack an effective schooling system.

Have a great weekend!

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Isolated Indigenous Tribe Alive & Well In Brazil

One of South America's few remaining uncontacted indigenous tribes has been spotted and photographed on the border betwixt Brazil and Peru.

The Brazilian government says it took the photos to prove the tribe exists and help protect its land.

The pictures, taken from an aeroplane, show red-painted tribe members brandishing bows and arrows... pointing them at the goddamn aeroplane photographing them.



Isolated tribe spotted in Brazil {BBC}

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O, Susan. What Ever Am I To Do With You?



Just about everyone I know threatened to move to Montreal if Bush was re-elected in 2004.

Well, he was re-elected and, suffice to say, none of my friends moved anywhere.

And now Susan Sarandon is starting up with the "If John McCain gets elected..." threats.

Sarandon says she'll move to Italy or Canada if McCain wins.

Very well then, Susan. Very well.

No word yet on whether or not her famous bust would stay behind in the states or go along with her.

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C-Rings and Swedish Meatballs anyone?

The new Park Slope Toys in Babeland opens Tuesday, June 3.

The new Ikea in Red Hook opens Wednesday, June 18.

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Junior Mint: The enduring popularity (and ubiquity) of the 1989 Upper Deck Ken Griffey Jr. card, By Darren Rovell {(I love) Slate}

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85 Years As An Independent Company, Wrapped Up In 11 Minutes

Gathered in the second-floor auditorium of Bear's Madison Avenue headquarters, several hundred stockholders voted to approve their company's sale to J.P. Morgan Chase for $1.4 billion. In doing so, they sealed a deal made in haste two months ago amid one of the most terrifying bank runs in history.

Bear Stearns, a powerhouse on Wall Street for nearly nine decades, ceased to exist yesterday in a meeting that lasted about 11 minutes...

See: Kate Kelly's magnum opus, The Fall of Bear Stearns

Part One: Missed Opportunities As the firm's fortunes spiraled downward, executives squabbled over raising capital and cutting its inventory of mortgages.

Part Two: Run on the Bank Executives believed they were about to turn a corner, but rumors and fear sent clients, trading partners and lenders fleeing.

Part Three: Deal or No Deal? The Fed pressured Bear Stearns to sell itself, but a misstep in the hastily drawn agreement nearly scuttled the deal.

Also: Bear's Final Moment: An Apology and No Lack of Ire {WSJ}

Scenes from Bear Stearns’ Final Hours {WSJ}

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Too Much Buildy Buildy, Another Crane Collapse, 2 Dead

**** UPDATE **********

A Brief History of NYC Crane Collapses & Other Mayhem {CURBED}

Seriously, what's up with cranes collapsing in NYC? Are corners being cut left and right? Does capitalism and speed trump safety? Of course! A construction workers explains it all, noting that just because city inspectors have badges, doesn't mean they know anything about cranes. {Gawker}



Another construction crane has collapsed on the UES, smashing into a high-rise. Two people are reported dead...

2 Dead in Manhattan Crane Collapse {1010 WINS}

BREAKING: Manhattan Crane Collapse at 91st Street and 1st Avenue {Gothamist}




seth_holladay on Flickr

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Yes, I know opinions are like assholes but this is my blog, right? OK, just making sure.

That being said, why does the annual Siren Fest lineup always suck? Yes, I know its free and whatevs but none of these bands interest me... and neither have any of the bands on the bill for the last few years really. 2003 was OK. Diane Perini needs some new contacts.

Yawn. Whatevs, dooood.

Here's the press release:

The Village Voice Announces Initial Lineup for the 8th Annual Village Voice Siren Music Festival™ at Coney Island Saturday, July 19, 2008

STEPHEN MALKMUS AND THE JICKS, BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE, THE HELIO SEQUENCE, BEACH HOUSE, TIMES NEW VIKING, JAGUAR LOVE, THE DODOS, ANNUALS, FILM SCHOOL, PARTS & LABOR, DRAGONS OF ZYNTH, THESE ARE POWERS and more to be announced!

New York, NY (May 7, 2008) The Village Voice, the nation’s largest alternative weekly newspaper, is excited to announce the initial line-up for the 8th Annual Village Voice SIREN MUSIC FESTIVAL™ at Coney Island on Saturday, July 19, 2008 from 12:00 noon - 9:00 p.m. Scheduled performers include STEPHEN MALKMUS AND THE JICKS, BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE, THE HELIO SEQUENCE, BEACH HOUSE, TIMES NEW VIKING, JAGUAR LOVE, THE DODOS, ANNUALS, FILM SCHOOL, PARTS & LABOR, DRAGONS OF ZYNTH, THESE ARE POWERS, DJs and more to be announced.

This free, all day, all ages music festival will feature international, national and local bands and DJs performing on two outdoor stages in historic Coney Island. Now in its 8th year, the Village Voice SIREN MUSIC FESTIVAL™ has solidified its status as a leading New York City outdoor music festival, drawing over 100,000 music fans by showcasing indie rock veterans and emerging artists.

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29 May 2008

I Knew There Was A Reason I Took My Sunglasses Today; Manhattanhenge.1 for 2008

Geez, is it that time again already? Time flies watching paint dry.

Manhattanhenge (oft referred to as Manhattan Solstice by insufferable people who drink rlly fancy tea) is a semi-annual occurrence where the setting sun aligns with the east-west streets of Manhattan's main street grid. The grid being the Commissioners' Plan of 1811 which laid out a grid offset 28.9° from true east-west. (Respect the Grid, bitch!)



"Manhattanhenge" was coined in 2002 by my good friend Neil deGrasse Tyson, an astrophysicist at the Museum of Natural History and serious pizza eater.

At sunset, if you walk along one of the north-south avenues on the West Side whilst looking east you'll see the phenomenon indirectly, being struck by the reflected light of the many windows which are aligned with the grid.

If you're on the East Side you can look west and see the Sun shining down a canyon-like street.

Manhattanhenge will happen again in early July (usually the 12th or 13th).

The corresponding mornings of sunrise right on the center lines of the Manhattan grid are approximately 5 December and 8 January. Mmmmkay?

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This Just In: Bill Murray Is An Asshole



Should I be surprised Bill Murray is a "drug-addicted spousal abuser and serial adulterer who has abandoned his family"? Because I'm not.

I've never thought of him as a particularly warm and congenial dude. He's always seemed like a cocky dick. And that's the type of dude he's played in just about every movie, too. I mean, I don't give a fuck, but sometimes art imitates life imitates art. You feel me, kid?

See: Bill Murray Accused Of Drug, Spouse Abuse {The Smoking Gun}

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Now You Too Can Profit From The Remains Of Individuals Who May Or May Not Have Been Tortured And Executed In China



We're all familiar with the controversial Bodies exhibit by now, yes?

BODIES... The Exhibition showcases dissected human bodies in cities across the globe. All the bodies in the exhibit were put through a process called 'plastination,' in which a cadaver is stripped of its skin, dissected to show a part of the internal anatomy and infused with plastic that is then hardened. Its sorta like a perverted form of embalming in a way but more like mummification... Regardless, that's not the controversial part...

There has always been mystery surrounding the origins of the cadavers used in the exhibit.

Some advocacy groups and media reports have alleged that some of the bodies on exhibit were Chinese prisoners who were executed. And although Premier (the developer of the “Bodies” exhibitions)previously maintained that the allegations were without basis, an investigation by your boy NY Attorney General Andrew Cuomo showed that the company was unable to demonstrate the cause of death or the origin of the bodies.
The grim reality is that Premier Exhibitions has profited from displaying the remains of individuals who may have been tortured and executed in China,” said Attorney General Cuomo. “Despite repeated denials, we now know that Premier itself cannot demonstrate the circumstances that led to the death of the individuals. Nor is Premier able to establish that these people consented to their remains being used in this manner. Respect for the dead and respect for the public requires that Premier do more than simply assure us that there is no reason for concern. This settlement is a start.”
Leave it to NY Attorney General Andrew Cuomo to somehow get money out of this mess. Apparently now if you've gone to see the Bodies exhibit within the last 3 years, or however long its been at South Street Seaport, you're entitled to a refund. How you go about getting this refund or proving you went, I have no idea.

Furthermore the mystery and suspicions continue as the company behind Bodies, Premier Exhibitions, still cannot prove where the cadavers came from. They may be the remains of individuals who may have been tortured and executed in China and they may not.

In closing, the only thing has been proved is that Premier can't prove where the bodies came from. Why we should get our money back is beyond me. I saw the exhibit right? Why am I entitled to a refund? Becuase Cuomo said!?

More: Life is Fragile

Also: Controversial "Bodies" Exhibit Agrees to Offer Refunds {Gothamist}

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From The Desk of David Paterson

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Ever Since I Was A Kid Gasometers Have Blown My Mind



These days gasometers are nearly extinct but driving along in the backseat of my dads car when I was a kid I'd always see them on the side of the road and wonder what they were and what they did.

It was explained to me that they were basically big balloons that expanded when they were filled with air and deflated when they weren't. Which, looking back, was probably the most uncomplicated explanation my parents could have given their inquisitive 5 year old son as I doubt I would've been able to comprehend the importance of "storing natural gas near atmospheric pressure at ambient temperatures" at that point in life.

"OK", I thought, fair enough, "But a balloon made out of bricks?!" I never truly understood how this big, round building could rise and fall with such elasticity.

Gasometers were a British invention from about 180 years ago. They quickly caught on in the states and across the world as an effective means of storing large amounts of gas at low pressure. Gasometers were mainly used for balancing purposes (making sure gas pipes can be operated within a safe range of pressures) rather than for storing actual gas for later use.

Gasholders held a large advantage over other methods of storage. They were the only storage method which kept the gas at "district pressure". Once the District Low Pressure Switch falls and the booster fans come on, the gas in these holders could arrive at homes, being used in a very short space of time. Gas is stored in these throughout the day when little gas is being used. At about 5pm there is a great demand for gas and the holder will come down, supplying "the district" or the grid or whatever. "District" is a Euro thing. Its basically like a zip code or a neighborhood and in some cases are equivalent to "states" and in other cases are smaller and sometimes larger. "Districts are a type of administrative division of some countries, managed by a local government". Can we move on?

OK, so thats great, we know gasometers are used for safely storing large amounts of gas but it still doesn't explain how those bricks act like a big fucking balloon.

Then I found this:
"The most recent gasometers, built 16 years ago, abide by the same, basic mechanics - as gas is fed in from a pipeline it pushes up each of the individual storage chambers one-by-one, to accommodate the exact amount. The more gas, the bigger the holder - hence the name. The rim of each chamber is sealed by water and with no room for air inside, the holder prevents gas from igniting."
So its more like a telescopic layercake made of bricks and less like a big, happy, gas balloon. You know those telescopic batons the cops use that unfold or your old car radio antennae, its kinda like that. Each section or level slides inside each other for easier storage when not being used.



Theres actually a town in Vienna, Austria called "Gasometer" where they've turned a bunch of old gasometers into apartment buildings.

(click pic to enlarge)





Just kidding.

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60 Years On Her Back In An Iron Lung, Dies When The Power Goes Out

















A woman who spent nearly 60 years of her life in an iron lung after being diagnosed with polio as a child died Wednesday after a power failure shut down the machine that kept her breathing.

Dianne Odell, 61, had been confined to the 7-foot-long, 750 pound machine since she was stricken by polio at 3 years old! Dianne was afflicted with “bulbo-spinal” polio a few years before a vaccine was discovered.

Family members were unable to get an emergency generator working for the iron lung after a power failure knocked out the electricity.

How the F does an iron lung work?

The person using the iron lung lays in the cylindrical steel drum chamber. A door allowing the head and neck to remain free is then closed, forming a sealed, air-tight compartment enclosing the rest of the person's body.

Pumps that control airflow periodically decrease and increase the air pressure within the chamber, and particularly, on the chest. When the pressure falls below that within the lungs, the lungs expand and atmospheric pressure pushes air from outside the chamber in via the person's nose and airways to keep the lungs filled; when the pressure rises above that within the lungs, the reverse occurs, and air is expelled.

In this manner, the iron lung mimics the physiologic action of breathing: by periodically altering intrathoracic pressure, it causes air to flow in and out of the lungs.

The machine was invented by a few dudes at the Harvard School of Public Health, and was originally built/used/intended for treatment of coal gas poisoning but it found its most famous use in the mid-1900's when victims of polio, stricken with paralysis, notably paralysis of the diaphragm, became unable to breathe, and were placed in these steel chambers to survive.



Entire hospital wards were filled with rows of iron lungs at the height of the polio outbreaks of the 1940's and 50's. With the success of the worldwide polio vaccination programs which have virtually eradicated new cases of the disease, and the advent of modern ventilators that control breathing via the direct intubation of the airway, the use of the iron lung, for the most part, has become a thing of the past.

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28 May 2008

Former White House Press Secretary Tells All

My man Ari Fleischer would have never...

Former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan writes in a surprisingly scathing memoir to be published next week that President Bush “veered terribly off course,” was not “open and forthright on Iraq,” and took a “permanent campaign approach” to governing at the expense of candor and competence.

Among the most explosive revelations in the 341-page book, titled What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington’s Culture of Deception” (Public Affairs, $27.95)

• McClellan charges that Bush relied on “propaganda” to sell the war.

• He says the White House press corps was too easy on the administration during the run-up to the war.

• He admits that some of his own assertions from the briefing room podium turned out to be “badly misguided.”

• The longtime Bush loyalist also suggests that two top aides held a secret West Wing meeting to get their story straight about the CIA leak case at a time when federal prosecutors were after them — and McClellan was continuing to defend them despite mounting evidence they had not given him all the facts.

• McClellan asserts that the aides — Karl Rove, the president’s senior adviser, and I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby, the vice president’s chief of staff — “had at best misled” him about their role in the disclosure of former CIA operative Valerie Plame’s identity.

The eagerly awaited book, while recounting many fond memories of Bush and describing him as “authentic” and “sincere,” is harsher than reporters and White House officials had expected.

McClellan was one of the president’s earliest and most loyal political aides, and most of his friends had expected him to take a few swipes at his former colleague in order to sell books but also to paint a largely affectionate portrait.

Instead, McClellan’s tone is often harsh. He writes, for example, that after Hurricane Katrina, the White House “spent most of the first week in a state of denial,” and he blames Rove for suggesting the photo of the president comfortably observing the disaster during an Air Force One flyover. McClellan says he and counselor to the president Dan Bartlett had opposed the idea and thought it had been scrapped.

More: McClellan whacks Bush, White House {Politico}

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Patent application suggests that Apple is working on a solar-powered iPhone

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Dude Falls Through Floor At Ruby's



Apparently a dude was taking a leak at Ruby's on Saturday when the bathroom floor collapsed, and he fell 10 feet through a gaping 6x6 foot hole and landed in the bar’s murky basement.

The basement itself was once a hopping nightspot several decades ago, where even today, amid “rats ... bigger than dogs,” as veteran Ruby’s bartender Frank Gluska once told New York Magazine, “you feel like spirits are still there drinking.”

When the dude finally emerged he was, in the words of one Ruby’s employee, “literally covered in shit.”

Yikes, I took a leak in that bathroom about 2 weeks ago. Umm, yeah.

Coney Island's Last Summer, Take Two!: Beach season starts with a bang in relentlessly uncertain amusement district {The Observer}

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Barry Nolan Fired For Speaking Out Against Bill O’Reilly



Comcast has fired veteran TV journalist and Mensa member Barry Nolan for publicly protesting the decision by the local Emmy Awards to honor Fox News blowhard Bill O’Reilly.

Before the awards, Nolan sent emails to industry colleagues encouraging them to write to the Emmy governors - if they shared his opinion - and let them know “this is an appalling choice for an honor.”

“He’s delusional,” Nolan said of O’Reilly, a former Boston TV anchor. “He’s a man that mangles the facts.”

At the award ceremony, Nolan said he quietly put fliers on tables that “simply had” quotes from O’Reilly as well as three pages from the sexual harassment lawsuit O’Reilly settled that was brought by his former producer.

Security guards quickly told Nolan he couldn’t distribute information at the event.

Nolan says he has no regrets about speaking out against giving O’Reilly “the highest honor” that the local Emmy Awards can bestow.

“When they announced O’Reilly people booed and it wasn’t me. I was quiet”, Nolan said.

Nolan first came to prominence hosting Boston's version of Evening Magazine for WBZ (Channel 4). He was the host of Hard Copy from 1990 to 1998 and later became a journalist for Extra! Barry is a regular panelist on Says You!, a weekend radio word quiz show on NPR in Boston.

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27 May 2008

Never Take Your Job Home

I would never dare to step inside anyones head save for my own.

Just as I wouldn't ever insult myself by trying to figure out what goes through someones head who decides to seize fate but, with that being said, there are always other roads to take...

ALWAYS.

I just got some really awful news. A colleague of mine killed himself over the weekend after finding out he was losing his job.

He was a brilliant research analyst who was well-known, respected and acclaimed in his field.

I feel absolutely horrible for his family.

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Wow



"When Jamie Livingston, photographer, filmmaker, circus performer, accordian player, Mets fan, and above all, loyal friend, died on October 25th (his birthday) in 1997 at the age of 41, he left behind hundreds of bereft friends and a collection of 6,000 photographs neatly organized in small suitcases and wooden fruit crates.

Jamie took a polaroid once a day, every day, including his last, for 18 years..."

From Gothamist: Last week the website Mental Floss discovered a treasure chest of old Polaroids online, all chronologically ordered and taken throughout the years 1979 to 1997. Soon after the discovery, Only the Blog Knows Brooklyn provided the full story behind what seemed like a very mysterious website...

From Mental Floss:

"Yesterday I came across a slightly mysterious website — a collection of Polaroids, one per day, from March 31, 1979 through October 25, 1997. There’s no author listed, no contact info, and no other indication as to where these came from. So, naturally, I started looking through the photos. I was stunned by what I found.

In 1979 the photos start casually, with pictures of friends, picnics, dinners, and so on.

In the late 1980s we start seeing more evidence that the photographer is also a musician. He plays the accordion, and has friends who play various stringed instruments. What kind of music are they playing?

The 1990s seem to be a good time for the photographer. We see him spending more time with friends, and less time photographing street subjects. In 1991, we see visual evidence of the photographs so far. The photographer has been collecting them in Polaroid boxes inside suitcases.

Throughout early 1997, we start to see the photographer himself more and more often. Sometimes his face is obscured behind objects. Other times he’s passed out on the couch. When he’s shown with people, he isn’t smiling...

What started for me as an amusing collection of photos — who takes photos every day for eighteen years? — ended with a shock. Who was this man? How did his photos end up on the web? I went on a two-day hunt, examined the source code of the website, and tried various Google tricks.

Finally my investigation turned up the photographer as Jamie Livingston, and he did indeed take a photo every day for eighteen years, until the day he died, using a Polaroid SX-70 camera.

He called the project “Photo of the Day” and presumably planned to collect them at some point — had he lived. He died on October 25, 1997 — his 41st birthday."

Mental Floss Discovers Jamie Livingston's Photo-of-the-Day Website {Only The Blog Knows Brooklyn}

A Life on Polaroid {Gothamist}

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Organs On Ice Comes to New York

No, its not the name of the new Disney touring ice show.



"New York City is working on a plan to deploy a special ambulance to collect the bodies of people who have died suddenly from heart attacks, accidents and other emergencies and try to preserve their organs. If the "rapid-organ-recovery ambulance" succeeds, officials would like to expand the unique pilot program citywide with a fleet of ambulances and eventually duplicate it in other cities. "
This gives new meaning to "meat wagon". Then again the only people I know who still refer to an ambulance as a "meat wagon" are easily 105 years old.

"Once all hope for resuscitation was gone, and as long as no family members objected, the victims' bodies would be transferred to the organ ambulance team, even if the victims' willingness to be organ donors was unclear. The crew could then perform measures on the body to prevent the organs from deteriorating, including chest compressions with an automated device and pumping oxygen into the lungs through a tracheal tube to keep blood and oxygen flowing. The crew might also administer the blood-thinning drug heparin to prevent clots while speeding to Bellevue. At the hospital, doctors could take additional steps, such as inserting a plastic tube known as a cannula into an artery, usually in the groin, to infuse the body with fluids to cool and preserve the organs. Organ bank workers would then assess whether the person was a suitable donor, determine whether they had an organ donor card or were listed on an organ donor registry, and try to locate a family member to give consent. "


"Currently, New York City paramedics try for about 30 minutes to revive patients whose hearts have stopped before declaring them dead, while a doctor monitors their efforts remotely. The bodies are then taken to a funeral home, morgue or medical examiner's office."

Rob Stein of the Washington Post

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La fin d'une ère

Great economic supremacies, like the one the United States has enjoyed since World War II, don’t last forever. On the contrary, they are rather finite.

There are already a lot of reasons – from ballooning debt to inadequate energy resources – to think that our country is losing its old international edge and that the proof for the average American household will be even more apparent a decade from now.

That being said however, blue skies shall return by 2050 or so as we (the United States) assume a new, albeit lesser, role in the world at large.

Translation: those of us who have always felt America (we) should solve their (our) own problems before playing world police may finally get their (our) wish. And how does that famous adage go? Be careful what you wish for? Shit. I forgot about that one.

Over the next twenty years our cars and our homes will get smaller thanks to ever increasing energy costs. Our Social Security benefits will also continue shitting the bed due to our government’s inability to fully fund the benefit programs. People may very well be living longer thanks to ‘better living through chemistry’ but they won’t be able to do very much after they “retire”. “Retiring” itself may even become a thing of the past.

Unlike in the past when our country’s prosperity was broad-based because it was built on manufacturing (read: making stuff) the new “virtual” economy is based on “finance”. And what is “finance”? Paper, credit, debt, balloons, speculation, etc. A bunch of bullshit, really. (See: sub-prime mortgage meltdown / credit & loan crisis)

With a giant mess to clean up here imperial hubris will be set aside and military forces scattered across the globe to maintain yesterday’s pride and pretenses will dissolve. Debt burdens will be cut back as more attention will be paid to national and local problems.

Other world economic power houses, after painful periods of sobering readjustment, are now more prosperous than ever before (Holland, Great Britain). And so for those of us who’ve always been a bit allergic to the idea of an empire, our children may be quite busy in their lifetime rebuilding the country into a socially, politically and economically sound republic.

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25 May 2008

Suggested Reading

Powerlines : Words that Sell Brands, Grip Fans, and Sometimes Change History by Steve Cone

Rife with real life examples of how the perfect words can turn an ordinary product into an extraordinary brand, Powerlines is a marketing professionals canon on how words sell. Marketing veteran Steve Cone explores phrases, lines and expressions so well-written and compelling that we can't forget them-no matter how hard we try.

Cone (author of the widely revered Steal These Ideas!) mines memorable phrases in politics, movies, television and advertising for the hows and whys of their success. Cone declares that all enterprises "rise or fall on powerful lines, mottos, and sayings."

Marketers, advertisers, campaign managers and smooth talkers looking for inspiration could hardly find a better resource. This book could just about replace Marketing for Dummies.

Check it out, Yo.

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I love when photographers dress like they're on safari. There's poetry there somewhere.

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Musical Anchor Chairs at WNBC and WCBS {Gothamist}

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Nature's Most Majestic Creature Comes To CPW


The sound is unmistakable: the thundering hooves of a running horse. Horses have been racing across the landscape for more than 50 million years!!!! much longer than our own species has existed. But once horses and humans encountered each other, our two species became powerfully linked.

No other animal can match the contributions that horses have made to human civilization. Horses cannot learn the way people do; training horses involves working with their natural instincts, not trying to change them. Most of the qualities that make horses helpful to humans were already present in wild horses. Their bodies are powerful, living machines that can work all day, powered only by grass. And their brains give them both the ability to understand subtle commands and the motivation to obey them.

Humans domesticated horses some 6,000 years ago, and over time, we have created more than 200 breeds, from the powerful Clydesdale to the graceful Arabian. As we have shaped horses to suit our needs on battlefields, farms and elsewhere, these animals have shaped human history. They have also captured our imagination and hearts. Millions of people rely on horses as their spirited, dedicated, much adored companions.

The close relationship between horses and humans has changed us both.

People have remade horses, creating dozens of breeds in our efforts to make horses faster, stronger, bigger or smaller.


Horses have also changed us. The ways we travel, trade, play, work and fight wars have all been profoundly shaped by our use of horses. The exhibit provides a glimpse into the countless ways that horses have transformed human societies around the world.

Go check out "The Horse" a wonderful new exhibit at the museum of natural history, son. It's there until January.

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Prank vs. Crank

What the F is a "crank" call? I've always said "prank" because, well, thats what it is! A prank phone call!

Let's check out the etymology of the word "prank". Some say the term "prank" is believed to derive from the old English pranken, to make people run away, or perhaps from old Dutch pronken (from pronk, show, display) and from old German prunken (to display).

Its definitely not "cranken"!

Prank (noun): a mischievous trick or practical joke that could be good natured or malicious.

Sounds about right, no?

All these homophones and mondegreens are to blame. Someone along the way must have misheard "prank" as "crank" and off they went. I can find no other justification of such a silly mistake.

A crank is a device for transmitting rotary motion, consisting of a handle or arm attached at right angles to a shaft.

A crank is a grouchy person.

Crank is also slang for methamphetamine.

For the sake of full disclosure I did come across an elusive definition which pegs "crank" as a clever turn of speech; a verbal conceit and a peculiar or eccentric idea or action.

Hmmm.

Using that definition the scale still sways in favour of "prank".

A prank phone call is a mischievous trick or practical joke that could be good natured or malicious.

The end.

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24 May 2008

Simply: Why Is Gasoline So Expensive?



Everyone loves to blame greed. It's a respectable party line and it sounds mildly educated and in tune.

It’s those greedy oil companies,” or “It’s those fat greedy oil company executives” and sure, theres no question that greed is a problem in today’s world, however not having a way to quantify greed, nor even to verify its existence in an individual, makes this a less-than-satisfying answer. And so excluding unforeseen events such as another bad hurricane season why is gas $4.00+ a gallon in New York City as of 24 May 2008? (The overall national average at $3.83, analysts believe $4 gas could spread nationwide this summer. Regardless, the price of gasoline is 61 cents higher than it was this time last year.)

Many will point to unrest in places such as Nigeria which lead to supply concerns - which is most certainly a short-term factor, while others will point to emerging markets like India and China, but has their consumption increased so much since 2003 to constitute a five-fold increase in the price of oil, while it had mild fluctuations for over a decade previous? Hmmm.

The problem is not demand eclipsing supply. We have lots of oil. We have lots of gasoline. We have lots of people lining up for buckets of it.

The problem begins with the sharply higher price of crude oil (around $135 a barrel as of this writing)

In a gallon of unleaded gasoline, crude oil accounts for approximately $2.75 of today's average price of $4.00 at the pump.

Next is the cost of refining that crude oil, which is about a dollar of the gallon's price.

Next is transporting gas to the pump. That costs about 10-15 cents a gallon.

And then of course there's taxes. 25-30 cents for the federal government and 20-30 cents for state governments. Taxes used to represent as much as 40 to 50% of the price you paid at the pump. These days it's a much lower figure than that because they haven't changed much in a dozen or so years.

OK, so what about profits and that whole "greed" thing?

The big evil oil scary companies make money at every step of the process because not only do they take the oil out of the ground, they refine it and then they sell it and so Exxon-Mobil's one-stop-shop profit is a good 35% of every gallon guzzled.

Yet another major factor is the ever-decreasing value of the dollar. Because oil is imported (and for the most part traded for dollars) the less the dollar is worth the more expensive oil becomes to us because we have to spend more dollars to buy the same amount of oil. Precious metals reached a near five-week high. Soaring oil prices raised concerns about inflation, encouraging investors to buy gold, which is widely regarded as a good store of value... as is "black gold".

The pain is likely to continue, if history is any indicator. Typically, gas prices climb in the days before Memorial Day as demand picks up and refineries switch to a cleaner and more expensive fuel blend for summer. Thanks, fellas! Prices usually continue to rise through July 4, hold steady for a time and then drop around Labor Day.

Crude is driving the market and hands the baton to diesel and between the two, they've been sustaining these high prices. If we see crude back off from its historic highs and we get a correction down to the $100 a barrel level, gas prices will certainly follow.

But don't hold your breath. We're much more likely to see crude hit $150 a barrel before we see it drop back down to $100.

OK so let's break down for that ass.

Why Is Gasoline So Expensive?

#1 - The cost of oil: Two-thirds of the price of gas is linked to crude costs. Crude oil - a year ago selling for $63 a barrel - is now going for around $135 a barrel. Each $1 jump in the barrel price equals a 2 1/2-cent increase at the pump.

#2 - A bitch ass U.S. dollar: Weakened because of the national debt, the dollar has fallen 11% since September when Das Fed began cutting rates to stave off a recession. Investors' buying of oil commodities as a hedge against the currency's decline has boosted the cost of crude oil.

#3 - Muhfuckin' global demand, son: Contrary to what one may assume, there is no shortage of gas or oil. We gots it and people are lining up for seconds. The number of cars on the road is increasing in places like India and China. China's crude oil imports have risen nearly 12% from a year ago. It imports more than 3 1/2 million barrels a day, second only to the United States, which imports more than 12 million barrels.

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Governor Pardons Slick Rick?


Uh... what?

I was never much into Slick Rick. Your boy with the eye patch was a hit in the '80s with the now classics like "La-Di-Da-Di" and "Children's Story".


Then in 1991 he shot his cousin and another dude (Slick said they were both stealing money from him).

They both survived and your boy Slick spent about 5 years in jail for attempted murder and various weapons charges.


Ever since then he has faced threats of deportation (Slick is a native of the UK).


Enter our new governor, David Paterson. The first legally blind and the first black governor of New York.


First order of business as our new governor: Pardon Slick Rick.


Amazing.

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21 May 2008

Next Stop: Luxury Condos For Fish

I'd always heard the folklore about retired NYC subway cars being towed to a location off the coast of Delaware, where they're dumped into the Atlantic Ocean to begin their second life as artificial reefs.

Once submerged, the subway cars turn a barren stretch of ocean floor into a bountiful oasis, carpeted in sea grasses, walled thick with blue mussels and sponges, and teeming with black sea bass and tautog.

“They’re basically luxury condominiums for fish,” Jeff Tinsman, artificial reef program manager for the Delaware Department of Natural Resources and Environmental Control, said as one of 48 of the 19-ton retirees from New York City sank toward the 666 already on the ocean floor.

In the last several years, the artificial reefs have drawn swift, open-ocean fish, such as tuna and mackerel, that use the reef as a hunting ground for smaller prey. Impressed with Delaware's artificial reef program other states have now started competing for the subway cars, which New York City provides for free.

I find these photos absolutely surreal.







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I Believe In Symmetry



What is so seductive about symmetry? Why is it so damn hypnotising?

Just looking at the word symmetry is sorta beautiful. It looks symmetrical even though it isn't the perfect palindrome. I wanna split it right down the middle between it's two wonderful m's.

Latin symmetria, from Greek, from symmetros. Ancient Greek architecture used symmetry as a basic organising principle. As did Roman, Roman-esque, and Renaissance. Indeed, it is hard to think of any architectural tradition, Western or non-Western, that does not include symmetry.

I always thought the word symmetry should really be Yrtemmetry or Symmys. Wouldn't that make more sense? A word like symmetry, a thing like symmetry, needs a autological word to describe itself. For chrissake, shouldn't the word symmetry be symmetrical?!



I recently read Marcus du Sautoy's Symmetry: A Journey Into the Patterns of Nature. Its really a book about math, which is fucking gross, but he often points out how symmetry has always been an imperative part of architecture and beauty. Both in ancient times, the ability of a large structure to impress or even intimidate its viewers has often been a major part of its purpose, and the use of symmetry is an inescapable aspect of how to accomplish this. Symmetry finds its ways into architecture at every scale, from the overall external views, through the layout of the individual floor plans, and down to the design of individual building elements such as intricately caved doors, stained glass windows, tile mosaics, friezes, stairwells, stair rails, and balustradess.



But why is architectural symmetry so goddamn satisfying? As your boy da Vinci's famous drawing demonstrated, it reflects the human body, which has a right side and a left, a back and a front, the navel in the very center.

Another more subtle appeal of symmetry is that of simplicity, which in turn has an implication of safety, security, and familiarity. And we all like that shit as humans ever searching for the safety and warmth of the womb from which we came. Symmetry thus can be a source of comfort not only as an indicator of biological health, but also of a safe and well-understood living environment.



The relationship of symmetry to aesthetics is quite complex. Certain simple symmetries, and in particular bilateral symmetry, seem to be deeply ingrained in the inherent perception by humans of the likely health of other living creatures, as can be seen by the simple experiment of distorting one side of the image of an attractive face and asking viewers to rate the attractiveness of the resulting image.

Consequently, such symmetries that mimic biology tend to have an innate appeal that in turn drives a powerful tendency to create artifacts with similar symmetry. One only needs to imagine the difficulty in trying to market a highly asymmetrical car to general automotive buyers to understand the power of biologically inspired symmetries such as bilateral symmetry.

In any human endeavor for which an impressive visual result is part of the desired objective, symmetries play a profound role. The innate appeal of symmetry can be found in our reactions to happening across highly symmetrical natural objects, such as precisely formed crystals or beautifully spiraled seashells. Our first reaction in finding such an object often is to wonder whether we have found an object created by a fellow human, followed quickly by surprise that the symmetries that caught out attention are derived from nature itself. In both reactions we give away our inclination to view symmetries both as beautiful and, in some fashion, informative of the world around us.

The tendency of people to see purpose in symmetry suggests at least one reason why symmetries are often an integral part of the symbols of world religions. Just a few of many examples include the sixfold rotational symmetry of the Star of David and the bilateral symmetry of Christianity's cross or the fourfold point symmetry of Jain's ancient and peacefully intended version of the swastika.

























People observe the symmetrical nature, often including asymmetrical balance, of social interactions in a variety of contexts. These include assessments of reciprocity, empathy, apology, dialog, respect, justice, and revenge.

Du Sautoy writes that the human mind seems constantly drawn to anything that embodies some aspect of symmetry. Symmetry is, quite literally, everywhere and while we may not realise it, we are subconsciously drawn to it; its closure is comfort.

Next time we'll delve into symmetry's cousin, repetition, and why it is so damn hypnotising?

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20 May 2008

I used to walk my dogs through this cool little forgotten "avenue" all the time. The alley cats were hard as nails. It was like a cartoon. They didn't even flinch. They were like an army. Apparently it used to be the main thoroughfare of Bay Ridge. Very cool.

Pics from Forgotten NY


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I'm not sure what I think of the whole Neo-Victorian / Retro-futurism/ "steampunk" thing. It just seems silly. I'm all for old shit: tufted leather, gilded oval frames, the haute couture of men in suits tipping their hats and opening doors for ladies, high ceilings and dark wood but I wouldn't go out of my way to make my new shit look old. It reminds me of this time when I was a kid on vacation with my parents at Plymouth Rock and there were all these guys dressed like Pilgrims and indigenous American Indians and whatnot. This one dude was showing how the Indians built boats and he was dressed to the hilt, totally period correct in a breechcloth, moccasins, a Sioux war shirt, even that buckskin canteen thing. Then I noticed he had a Band-Aid on his thumb and that ruined it for me. Suddenly it all seemed really silly. Not unlike the steampunk guy and his Venetian blinds.

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I find this amazing, bizarre and serene.

Its amazing because I've used an excavator before and this takes serious skill. I could barely lift a pile of dirt from one mound to another without tipping the whole machine over.

Its bizarre and serene like Kong falling for Ann Darrow. I see a clumsy machine with a human heart who wants so desperately to be loved and to show this woman how he feels and that he isn't this giant machine but a gentle soul cursed with the body of an excavator. I smell a movie script!


Woman Stripped by Mechanical Shovel - Watch more free videos

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Steve Fybish is 70. This is his Upper West Side apartment. Steve is a weather historian and a substitute teacher. He passes time playing the violin and thinking of his late wife, whose ashes lie in an urn somewhere buried under the books and papers which leave room for little more than a bed and a place to play his violin.



Steve Fybish maintains a meticulous daily weather log to help track the passage of time.

From Gothamist's New York at Home: Photos from America at Home

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