Mailbox Cleaning

Came across this email I'd sent to a local spa inquiring about a massage. Bless their hearts for answering me so professionally.

From: GCI
To: local spa
Sent: Sun, 8 Jun 2008 8:09 am
Subject: re: deep tissue

i'm a big guy
will the deep tissue crack my back nice?
i like a good crack. i want to feel like a jellyfish when i leave.
i wish to be sans exoskeleton.
i want it to sound like a car rolling over driveway gravel when i'm getting the massage.
can you make this happen?