14 May 2007

About Us

We drive fast; we type even faster.

We editorialise, we journalise, we summarise, lie, cheat and steal.
We don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
We are devout subjectivists.
We have ferns in our office that need to be watered.
We aggregate jewels of news.
We place them in small, easily digestible piles not unlike an Appenzeller Mountain Dog; tireless and surefooted in the mountains; noisy and charming but wary of strangers.
We blur the lines of fact and fiction.

We do whatever we want.

We are the most manic blog on the interweb.
Updated every 3-4 seconds.

From the top top top tttoptttopttoptoptop of the Empire State Building:

We are Gotham City Insider.com.

And you are here.


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Anonymous said...

I think you drive pretty damn slow.
What is this new job you have where there is foot scented candy and blog updates every 3 seconds?

Anonymous said...

fuckwhatyou heard. your words looked beautiful and read well on the webpage. i want to hear more.

Unknown said...

Gasoline is $2.29 at the BP in Wexford PA, that's about 10 miles north of Pittsburgh...How bout that?