20 May 2007

A Bowl-a Granola

  • A lawmaker who voted to ban cell phones while driving --
    rear-ends car while talking on cell phone.

  • When it rains it pours; NY Post's Page Six lets it all hang out; payola scandal

  • People actually showed up to that dance parade on Saturday.

  • People still watch The Simpsons!? I guess tonight is episode #400. Am I alone when I say I couldn't possibly care less?

  • To Do: The top 10 hottest billionaire heiresses.

  • Scientists will outline dramatic evidence this week that suggests a comet exploded over the Earth nearly 13,000 years ago, creating a hail of fireballs that set fire to most of the northern hemisphere.

  • Dylan turns 66 on Thursday; U.S. tour starts in Atlantic City June 22.

  • Born to the prominent socialite/writer/designer Gloria Vanderbilt and author Wyatt Cooper, Lil' Anderson Cooper arrived a Fortunate Son. Back in high school we had something called "Channel One" that would air in home-room while they took attendance. Anderson was a part of the "Channel One" newsteam; it was basically Highlights Magazine TV; youthful large-print news stuffed into like 5 or 10 minutes. Cooper was totally like 22 years old then, he looked like a young naive kid who had a hard-on for the AV teacher. Now he dyes his stupid hair gray and tries to pass himself off as this incorruptible gritty investigative journalist. It's such a joke; and every time I see his mug on CNN, I chuckle; one time I even tossed a slice of fresh sopressata at the screen and it landed right on his nose.

  • The International Federation of Competitive Eating is putting on a goddamn hot wings eatin' contest at Grand Central tmrw. Woooooooooo! Spring Break!

  • DiCaprio blows some more hot air about global warming.

  • Oh yeah, let's go Mets! Bring out the broom.
  • 1 comment:

    Anonymous said...

    Wow. Uninspiring, bitter little blogger.