06 June 2007

Have you seen this nerd?

Joey Lawrence is a clown, yes, that we all know... Joey turned up at some event in New York yesterday, coiffed and posed within an inch of his manscaped life... with his Staten Island Alaskan Sun spraytan, ├╝ber-waxed eyebrows, Posh-age shades, Madonna-inspired rosary, cleavage-baring top in size XXSmedium shirt -- ever-so nonchalantly semi-tucked into his white-belted premium Japanese denim -- Joey looks like a wannabe Gotti brother in a "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" science project!! POSE HARD, BRO! CHESS KING FOR LIFE!!!

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