09 July 2007

Dude robs bank dressed as a tree

Woops! I heard about this early this morning but I totally forgot to post it...

Some dude robbed a New Hampshire bank dressed as a tree. As you can imagine the effete media is having an orgasm with this and the puns are flowing like the canals of Venice.

"Leaf it to New Hampshire, where a bank branch was held up by a man disguised as a tree." RIM-SHOT! Try the veal! Tip your bartenders!

Just as the Citizen Bank branch opened Saturday morning, a man walked in with green leaves duct-taped to his head and torso, and robbed the place.

Although the branches and leaves obscured much of the man's face, someone who saw images from the bank's security camera recognized the robber and called police.

Cops said James Coldwell, 49, was arrested early Sunday at his Manchester home and charged with robbery. Arraignment was not expected until Monday.

Amazing.

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