Size 12 Carbon Footprint

I couldn't remember putting on deodorant this morning, so instead of waiting to find out, I went down to the gospel candy lady to see what she had. I bought an aerosol can of Right Guard for $4.39 and handled my business. It's all they had; it was either that or Teen Spirit. So to balance this admittedly CARBON SASQUATCH STOMP I've just made, I promise this Sunday I will not attend my weekly styrofoam burning club. Fair enough?