28 August 2007

This Just In...

Hey! That's Chris Wragge and Alycia Lane, news anchors at CBS in Philadelphia!

Since the spring, Page Six has been following the strange saga of the love life of Long Island native Alycia Lane. We have no idea why Page Six would even care but as you'll learn, Alycia is probably paying them to track her whereabouts.

In May it was revealed that then unknown Alycia Lane had sent e-mails containing "private photos" of herself to NFL Network anchor Rich Eisen. Hey now! Yeah well, Eisen's wife found the photos and she wasn't happy.

NFL Network anchorman Rich Eisen The Center of a Female Feud with Alycia Lane & Suzy Shuster??

So yesterday Page Six reported that the twice-divorced Lane is now linked to fellow CBS anchor Chris Wragge. Page Six went so far as publishing photos of them walking the same dogs, albeit not together or at the same time.

But wait, theres more!

Wragge, the pretty boy tapehead sports anchor who abruptly replaced Warner Wolf in 2004 and became anchor in 2006, is currently separated and heading towards a divorce from his wife, former Playboy playmate and Swedish Olympian Victoria Silvstedt.

The two love bird anchors are rumoured to be traveling together extensively despite a WCBS spokesperson denying the rumours. Well, duh!

Apparently, sly smooth operator Wragge became interested in Lane after he heard about the "racey" photos she'd emailed to the dude from the NFL.

Now given Lane's 2004 appearance on stupid Dr. Phil to talk about her first divorce, we are starting to think that she may be doing these attention grabbing things to get on the national radar, or at least the radar of the number one market. And, well, it worked! I bet she'll turn up in New York soon enough to not-so-secretly boff Matt Lauer or Al Roker.

Oh my! Imagine if Sue and Chuck had been hooking up all these years!? I always wondered what they did between 6 and 11. Hmmmmm.

The Cast:

Alycia Lane.
Hot-blooded Puerto Rican & sly Welsh.
From Long Island. Wants to make it big in NY.
Took photos of herself in a bikini.
Sent them to NFL Network anchor Rich Eisen.

Rich Eisen.
NFL Network anchor.
Received bikini photos...
on an email account he shares with his wife, Suzy Shuster.

Suzy Shuster.
ABC NBA sideline reporter.
Married to Rich Eisen.
Wasn't happy he received bikini photos from Alycia Lane.
Sent an email to Lane.
It went like this:

“Boy, do you look amazing in a bikini . . . congrats! Whatever you’re doing, (Pilates? yoga?) keep doing it - it’s working for you. Anyway, sorry but those seven e-mails you sent to my husband, Rich, well, oops, they came to the e-mail address we both use from time to time, but no worries, I’ll forward the beach shots as well as the ones of you dancing with your friends on to his main address. Do you have it?” She then provides her husbands private e-mail address, “since you surely are trying so hard to get his attention. I mean, what better way to get a guy’s attention than with skin! Best - Suzy Shuster Eisen

Chris Wragge.
Pretty boy Born in Hackensack, raised in Rutherford.
Replaced Warner Wolf as sports anchor in 2004.
Became main 5 and 11 news anchor in 2006.
Currently separated from Swedish Playmate Victoria Silvstedt.
Heard about Alycia Lane sending photos to Rich Eisen.
Put the moves on Lane.
Now they're sleeping and anchoring together.

Shhhh. Don't tell anyone my real first name is Karen.

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