"I Won't Stick Any of You Unless and Until I Can Stick All of You!"

So word on at my local OTB is Kim KardASShian is going to be in Playboy... yeah and?

Well, now it looks like she's also going to be Miss December and her pics will bare more than originally planned, but still not much at all, considering...

We're hearing The Ass will flash a boob, and her bare butt. But that's it!

The lawyers daughter is getting a goddamn 12-page spread, one of the biggest spreads Playboy has done in a very long time, and she's only gonna show us a rogue boob and a single butt cheek? Yo, what the F?!