08 January 2008

Everyone Chill Out

It's 57° in our fair city today.

57° on January 8th in New York City.

Somewhere Al Gore is like "See, I told you motherfuckers".

Sure, its a nice reprieve from the typical boreal midtown chill but let's relax with the ice coffees, the short sleeves and the lemonade stands.

There'll be a blizzard yet. Mark my words.

We'll have to trudge through the snow before we can saunter in the sand.

I read the Farmers Almanac and it says we're all fucked. I also subscribe to Reader's Digest and they said a wolf once saved a woman from her crushed Subaru in Ishpeming, Michigan in 1987.

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