It's 57° in our fair city today.
57° on January 8th in New York City.
Somewhere Al Gore is like "See, I told you motherfuckers".
Sure, its a nice reprieve from the typical boreal midtown chill but let's relax with the ice coffees, the short sleeves and the lemonade stands.
There'll be a blizzard yet. Mark my words.
We'll have to trudge through the snow before we can saunter in the sand.
I read the Farmers Almanac and it says we're all fucked. I also subscribe to Reader's Digest and they said a wolf once saved a woman from her crushed Subaru in Ishpeming, Michigan in 1987.