24 June 2008

wait for it... wait for it...

So I still have yet to receive the coveted econo-stimuli check however yesterday I got a very official letter in the mail stating that I would be receiving it quite soon but not just yet. I'm anticipating several more of these inane letters before the actual check arrives.

What about you? R U still aw8tn stimul8n?

I want to arouse and excite the economy.
I want to instigate and prod the economy.
I want to provoke it, rouse it, spark it and stir it.
I wanna thrill it, sting it, urge it and whet it.
I wanna egg it on and goad it.
I want to pique and prick it.
I wanna massage the economy and work it into a goddamn lather!

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