A Day in the Life of a Young Jeezy

What did we learn today?

• Bill Gates has one final trick up his dorksleeve. He's gonna turn the world on its head and ride off into the sunset; a true romantic.
  
  
• A wise someone once said: "We buy books because we think we're buying the time to read them." That very well may be one of the most perfect statements I've ever heard. Step inside the mind of a bibliophiliac.
  
  
• It's snowing in Germany...
  
  
• The Washington Post has compiled an exhaustive amazing collection of photographs and information about each U.S. service member who has died in Iraq and Afghanistan.
  
  
• Yoko Ono was part of a stunt at a London radio station yesterday in which gonzo artist and quasi-vegetarian Mark McGowan ate cooked pieces of a Corgi, Queen Elizabeth II's dog of choice.
  
  
• Have you apologised for not wearing your seatbelt today?
  
  
  
• The Po-Po wants to talk to Fat Joe Crack The Don; Prince has his own fragrance coming to a mall near you; Their sending Matt Lauer and The Today Show banished to Cuba; World oil prices jumped briefly today after a Tulsa, Oklahoma TV station posted an erroneous story about a refinery fire on its Web site.