05 June 2007

Y'all gon make me lose my mind up in HERE, up in here

  • I love Bloomberg more and more everyday. Yesterday at a press conference about the plot to blow up a fuel pipeline beneath JFK, Bloomberg said: "There are lots of threats to you in the world. There's the threat of a heart attack for genetic reasons. You can't sit there and worry about everything. Get a life!" Haha, thats our Mayor!

  • The Olympic Committee is really pathetic. There's a big beef over this new logo (above - duh). So anyway, everyone thinks its ugly and theres an online petition to have it changed. Yeah, it is ugly but the worst part is that they're saying it was destined to reach "young people". A 3rd grade skill wild style done on MS Paint is the way to get young kids into the Olympics? Yo son, 2012 Olympics YA HURRD? This is just tragic.

  • More than 1,680 guitar players turned out in Kansas City to take part in a world record rendition of Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water". The massive gang bang jam sesh was to break the Guinness Book's world record for the most people playing the same song simultaneously. Wow, how positively lame. And I could do without that song, too. I actually heard it just the other night on Q104 and I thought to myself "eh".

  • Did Pirates Ever Really Say "Arrrr"? or "Walk the Plank"?? The answer may shock you.

  • The world's foremost transsexual superstar and icon, Miz Amanda Lepore has unleashed her latest song, "My Pussy". In the grand tradition of her other singles, "My Hair Looks Fierce" and "Champaign". Produced by electroclash pioneer Larry Tee, "My Pussy" is bound to heat up the dancefloors from Texas to Tokyo. Holla.

  • Leave the Gun, Take the Cannoli: Why hit men drop their guns at the scene of a crime

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I just saw "Baby" in action...frankly it scares me a little.