Hold my calls...

Monkey and her dirty feet are on holiday in the Caribbean...

This is what it looks like when a girl from Southgate tries to catch a tan


From TMZ: "The collapsed, beehived singer let her hair down at a swank resort where she's relaxing with bloodied hubby Blake. Here, Amy reveals that she has other clothing besides denim cutoffs, a crappy gold belt and ballet slippers ... which appear to have permanently marked her feet."