28 August 2007

Douchechills "Я" Us

First we find some priests really do like little boys and now this?!
I mean, what's next?! hahaha

In reality, we never expect much from beauty pageants: pretty girls in gaudy dresses and Price Is Right bathing suits, cringe-inducing answers to softball questions that always involve “world peace.”

But at last Friday’s Miss Teen USA competition, one contestant managed to fumble a question in such a spectacularly hilarious and tragic manner, we couldn’t resist passing it along.

Near the end of the competition, one of the judges asked Lauren Caitlin Upton a/k/a Miss South Carolina, what she thought of a recent poll that showed on one fifth of Americans can’t locate the United States on a world map.

Upton’s answer, a spew of half-English gibberish, is a must-see case study in stupidity, confusion, and panic.

We are suddenly filled with regret that this is apparently the last time the Miss Teen USA pageant will be televised.

douchechills: 1. An overwhelming feeling of uncomfortable embarrassment brought on by watching someone make a fool of him or herself. 2. The intense feeling, very similar to a shiver up your spine, that can be invoked simply from being in the presence of a douche bag. Usually triggered by a specific douchey act or statement.

Watch as Miss Upton attempts to answer the following:
"Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the United States on a world map. Why do you think this is?"

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Here is a wonderful transcript of her answer

Yes, thats it, fly away


Anonymous said...

hahaha oh god, thanks for that.


Anonymous said...

I'm really upset that this is the last year the event will be televised. We might as well live in Red China if we can't have Miss Teen USA.