Message Not Sent

All you losers can rest easy, your friends don't hate you, at least not yet. They just never got your text messages! Aaaand exhale.

So that's why you sat alone waiting for them all to show up at your impromptu New Years Day brunch at Dumont. Though chances are had they received your timely text, you'd have received the same response.

The Associated Press is saying a lot of people who sent out annoying "Happy New Year" messages had them bounce back or never get through.