Sometimes It Sounds Like He's Got A Mouthful Of Actual Legos!

He just smacks and smucks and chews and chunks on his Chuckles and rustles his wrappers and talks with his mouth full of muffin and sometimes he'll just hum to himself with a mouthful of whoknowswhat and you can hear him chomp and shuck and suck his teef and muck and his meef as he opens and closes his mouth to chew. Then he'll grunt and groan, huff and moan to let you know he's working hard, even though its a white collar job. God he drives me fucking insane!

For fucks sake, I know dogs more refined !!!!!