Bathrobes in lieu of Straitjackets

The city is now trying to convince developers that the infamous Bellevue mental institution (the old building, the 1931 Italian Renaissance-style on First Ave between 29th and 30th) would make a perfect luxury hotel ! Why of course it would! !

Melissa Konur, genius VP of the city's Economic Development Commission, told Das Post "There are long corridors, and the rooms aren't very big."

Thank you, and goodnight.


not creepy at all