Meet The Duggars

Say hello to Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar.

They are conservative Baptists who endorse the Quiverfull movement and the teachings of that loon Bill Gothard.

The distinguishing viewpoint of the Quiverfull movement, or rather the Quiverfull method, is to "eagerly receive children as blessings from god", eschewing all forms of contraception, including natural family planning, sterilization and pulling out. Therefore Jim Bob Duggar and his wife Michelle have 17 children; 17 spotless, white, hyperreligious interchangeable robot children.

And if you're playing along at home this means Michelle Duggar cranks out about one kid a year and has done so since 1988 like an actual child factory. So basically every time The Duggars fuck they have a kid. They currently have ten sons and seven daughters, who have all been given names which begin with the letter J.


But wait, theres more!

This morning Michelle Duggar announced on the Today Show that she is pregnant with their 18th child! AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!



Michelle, who's been pregnant for 126 months - or 1o 1/2 years of her life, said the couple would like to have more girls, since they love the ruffles and lace. But, of course!

God Does Not Want 16 Kids: Arkansas mom gives birth to a whole freakin' baseball team. How deeply should you cringe? {SF Gate}