We Want The Airwaves a/k/a Will U Just Shut The Fuck Up?!

"Yeah, so anyway, whatchu doin?"

It occurred to me today that if you could listen in on all the cellphone conversations being made you'd surely kill yourself.

Especially the inane conversations that take place around 8 or 9 in the morning. Who the FUCK are you talking to?!

A guy I used to work with would walk into the office every morning talking on his cell phone. Every single goddamn fucking morning without fail.

Even if I wanted to talk to someone for absolutely no reason I don't even know who'd I call at 8:45 in the morning, they're all at work!

I walked by some dude today, a delivery guy of some sort, sitting on some steps, babbling away. It was like 5 after 9 in the morning. He was talking about absolutely nothing. Just had to speak. Can't stand to be alone with his mind for even a second of silence. As soon as there's a break in the action, he's on the phone with his boy who's doing the same thing!!

Will you all just shut the fuck up??!

How did you live before the cellphones? What did you do?!??!?!

HANG UP THE PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!


KILL YOURSELF