09 September 2008


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Let's bone like crazy, the world is ending tomorrow - m4w - 24


Date: 2008-09-09, 3:34PM EDT

Tomorrow morning, at 11AM in France (3AM here in New York) they are starting up the Large Hadron Collider, which is the world's largest atom collider in history. Nobody is really quite sure what exactly is going to happen when they fire it up, but there are some people in the science community who believe that a collider this big could start a black hole, or even start a chain reaction that tears apart the very fabric of the universe...

...that's where you come in. If the world ends tonight, I want to go out in style. I want you to fire up my Large Hard-on Collider, and I'd like to use it to create a black hole of my own. I would like to find someone to fuck like crazy until space and time rupture around us at the height of our mutual orgasms. I want to bone you so hard that I tear apart the fabric of YOUR universe.

I'm very serious about this, and if you are as well, please send me an e-mail (we can wear a condom in case I am wrong)


...but how do you not work in "lets go out with a bang" ?! I mean, come on. thats a slam dunk!

1 comment:

Mark said...

I think Sarah Palin is available.