22 April 2010

WNYC Saga Continues...

A letter scribed by a friend of this blog:

FWD.

Dear Mr Gardino,

I'm sad to report that many of your "...highly educated, affluent, well-traveled... discriminating...
...intelligent, active and passionate...." listeners (as your web-page so kindly states) have come to seriously dread having to listen to the young woman that now races dizzyingly through 95% of your underwriter announcements as if they were small-print disclaimers at the end of a pharmaceutical commercial. In fact it's to the point that many of us now rush to mute the sound, change the station, or turn off the radio the moment we hear her voice -- not the intended response, presumably!? But that breathy, coquettish, little-girl voice of hers, delivered with such a bizarrely over-enunciated and gleefully hepped-up delirium somehow manages to combine the hollow and cloying exuberance of a TV commercial with the Stepford Wife creepiness of a computer generated entity like Amtrak's 'Julie', Yahoo's 'Jenni' or Sprint's short-lived
'Claire'. All no doubt designed to be pleasing and soothing, but actually quite the reverse for many of us, and very much at odds with the spirit of WNYC, to which we gratefully turn (or used to) for some blessed relief from all that crassly manipulative and increasingly
alienating commercialism out there.

I enclose a few sample blog comments so you know that I'm not alone in being driven to distraction by her oddly disturbing voice and persona, plus -- with a nod of thanks to the Gotham City Insider -- a couple of links to the threads where I found them :

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Julia said : I found this post when I googled WNYC underwriter announcer. I am so glad that I am not the only person who cannot stand the sound of this woman's voice. I have to turn the radio off during her announcements.

Ariodante38 said : I stumbled upon this site because I, too, had to believe that there were others driven up the wall by this underwriter announcer's affect...it has gotten to the point where I can't listen to WNYC because hearing her oddly cheerful, strangely mechanical iterations of underwriter blurbs every ten minutes has simply become too irritating.

Chris said : Did anyone ever find out who that dreadful Stepford woman is? There's just something about the way she clips her words while intoning the obligatory litany of underwriters every half hour. Not only is her delivery style wooden, plastic, devoid of meaning and
generally annoying, but there's a discernible character in her voice which suggests a certain sickening variety false modesty and cutesyness (at least to my ears). Barf. Listening to her delivery every morning is the price I choose pay to support my local NPR station. I'll switch back to supporting them the old-fashioned way as soon as she's gone.

http://www.gothamcityinsider.com/2007/12/foiled-again-nprs-tweed-wall-of-silence.html

http://www.gothamcityinsider.com/search?q=droid

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It would be unreasonable to insist that she be taken out of the rotation entirely, since some people -- including your good self, one assumes -- clearly like her . No, all we'd ask is that you mix-in some other voices as well, as you did to such happy effect a month or so ago, when she was presumably on vacation for a couple of weeks. In fact I'm prepared to bet that many of us enjoyed her vacation considerably more than she did!

Thank you for your kind attention,

Yours etc.....

9 comments:

Lord Gaga said...

Hmmm.... in-ter-rest-ting. This could certainly help explain the impenetrable mystery of her identity, and all that triple-speak about FCC guidelines!

(From WNYC's website) "Ms. Walker holds an MBA from Yale University School of Management and a B.A. in History from Wesleyan University. She resides in Brooklyn Heights with her husband, Bert Wells, teenage son, and... [yes, wait for it]... daughter."

Anonymous said...

Oh, Mr. Gardino! If you care about us at all, please deliver us from the robot lady! Make it safe for us to listen (and perhaps contribute once again?) to WNYC. End the torment! Send the robot lady back to wherever it is she was spawned!!

Anonymous said...

I like her ... very much

drron98 said...

The young voice doing most of the ads for WNYC is beyond WONDERFUL. I look foward to hearing her voice and don't think you could have picked a better one to represent WNYC....

Anonymous said...

FYI I posted the robot's identity and official position at WNYC on your other thread. She's the listener services person who you spoke to in your original thread opener.

DickeyFuller said...

I had just finished muting my WNYC listening when I realized that I HAD to find out who that annoying person is.

I am shocked to find that there are so many others just like me.

I literally turn the radio off completely as soon as I hear her voice. This means that I often miss a lot of the next segment.

I have stopped contributing after 10+ years. I simply cannot stand that woman. I cannot understand why they are keeping her.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Like others, I am stunned by the sudden discovery of like-minded people. This vapid-voiced announcer has driven me crazy for years, and I also rush to shut off the sound of her voice and the often don't turn back on. Without having ever discussed or read of the frustration of others, I have independently come up with the same descriptions of this woman's voice/delivery. And finally, I'm amazed WNYC hasn't done anything about it. I was feeling cheap and neurotic about threatening to withhold my pledge, but now I feel emboldened.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Like others, I am stunned by the sudden discovery of like-minded people. This vapid-voiced announcer has driven me crazy for years, and I also rush to shut off the sound of her voice and the often don't turn back on. Without having ever discussed or read of the frustration of others, I have independently come up with the same descriptions of this woman's voice/delivery. And finally, I'm amazed WNYC hasn't done anything about it. I was feeling cheap and neurotic about threatening to withhold my pledge, but now I feel emboldened.

Anonymous said...

And she's still there... awful. Just awful. Deducted the cost of batteries for my remote (for quick turning off) from this year's pledge.