Five Easy Pieces (Murray Hill Edition)

Waitress to The Regular: Toasted bialy?

The Regular: y'know what, today instead of the bialy, give me steak and eggs. Eggs over hard.

Waitress: OK. How many eggs, 2?

Regular: How much is 2 eggs?

Waitress: $2.25

Regular: y'know what, forget all that. Just give me the toasted bialy.